Subject:          Lard Mission To The HK 7's Returns

Just so as not to feel too left out of the post-skiing reverie, a quick note  
to say I had a fantastic time in Hong Kong. The rugby was highly  
entertaining, the crowds even more so and as for the British Airways air  
hostesses that dragged me kicking and screaming to 'The Jump' (the club where  
Gazza & Co got hammered prior to Euro 96 (Yes I did see the dentist's  
chair)) ...well!

Spent plenty of time quaffing the rather expensive beer (Sorry, I thought  
you said 4 quid for that pint, barperson - eeek!), booing the French (the  
least popular nation there (closely followed by the South Africans)) and  
generally stuffing my face.

Donk - I even saw your long lost twin brother, The Pieman (he ate all the  
pies!), in the crowds displaying his belly to the nation.

Points-a-plenty for the Lards,

Stu

PS Lord ony knows what would have happened if I'd have remembered the travel iron!

Stuart Wheeler  (NeXTMail & MIME OK)