Subject:          Cereal

Revelation ! This morning I got out of bed and opened my new box of 
cereal. Nothing unusual in that you may be saying, but no this was no 
ordinary box of mundane breakfast grains. This was Kellog's Chocolate 
Covered Corn Flakes and they are absolutely unbelievably fab! They 
taste just like those little cakes that we had at birthday parties 
when we were six except not quite as gooey. I'm just so looking 
forward to tomorrow morning now. I can't recommend them highly 
enough. I just hope you transatlantic types can get them as well.
Right, well I'm just off to my padded cell for a little lie down. 

Royster. 

Completely hyperactive except in Manchester curry 
houses.
Royster. (@Microlex.co.uk)

The alien in your underpants.