Subject:          Re: marrows ahoy

Roj,

[Ed:Please adopt a Harry Enfield voice at this point]
And if you were to come round my place, spend a pleasant afternoon walking
in the nearby Chilterns, and then ask whether you could stay
 for dinner, to try some marrow - it would be "NO! ROGER!
You might be all smiles and politeness now, when you can smell
the sweet sweet fragrence of prize-winning marrows on the air, and
when you have been equally impressed by my suedes and artichokes, but because
of your previous deranged husband comments YOU MAY NOT HAVE ANY MARROW,
AND YOU SHOULD TAKE YOUR ORDANANCE SURVEY MAP, YOUR POOH-&-PIGLET
RUCKSACK AND YOUR SIZE 4 WALKING BOOTS AND YOU SHOULD DRIVE HOME
AS QUICKLY AS POSS-I-BLE!"

Jonnie 'my wife just doesn't understand me (or my marrows)' Harris