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Honorary members


Special Honorary Award

Richard Dawson

  • Picture: Capt Lard
  • AKA: Fascist landlord, Dobbo, Dobbin, Donkey, etc. etc.
  • Current Location: Definitely a most worthy place, probably
    at the bar getting the G&Ts in for us as you are reading this
  • Lard Rating: 5 tubs
  • Specialist Ability: Single handedly keeping the British
    economy running, keeping the lards together
  • Last Team: Ward 7, B team
  • Most Well Known For: Donkey drop shot, never missing
    a party

A man of few emails, but he did find the time to make at least one memorable entry

      Lager than life

How do you get to join the Lards.net? There are 3 ways. You can be nominated for showing suitable character, you can run another worthy internet resource, or you can join the Lards on a trip - usually LoT or Skifest. None are easy, but the first two are definitely the safest and easiest on your health.

Honorary Lards to date:

  • Steve King (LoT '98) 5* tubs
  • Paul McCue (LoT '98) 4 tubs
  • Gavin (LoT '95) 2 tubs
  • Sam Simes (LoT '92/91) Lardette
  • Andrew Ford (Skifest '97) 4 tubs
  • Kirk Gallager (Skifest '97) 5 tubs
  • Robert Morris (Skifest '97) 5 tubs


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