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Honorary members

Special Honorary Award

Richard Dawson

Picture: Capt Lard
AKA: Fascist landlord, Dobbo, Dobbin, Donkey, etc. etc.
Current Location: Definitely a most worthy place, probably
at the bar getting the G&Ts in for us as you are reading this
Lard Rating: 5 tubs
Specialist Ability: Single handedly keeping the British
economy running, keeping the lards together
Last Team: Ward 7, B team
Most Well Known For: Donkey drop shot, never missing
a party

A man of few emails, but he did find the time to make at least one memorable entry

How do you get to join the Lards.net? There are 3 ways. You can be nominated for showing suitable character, you can run another worthy internet resource, or you can join the Lards on a trip - usually LoT or Skifest. None are easy, but the first two are definitely the safest and easiest on your health.

Honorary Lards to date:

Eric Cartman 5** tubs
Homer Simpson 5** tubs
Norm Peterson 5* tubs
Matt Le Tissier 4.5 tubs (see a new book by Lloyd on Matt)

David Lai (The Lard page)
Nif (Lards performance enhancement)
Boris Wirtz (Lyrics to 'Power of Lard')
Philip Michaels (TeeVee: Lards of the Ring)

Steve King (LoT '98) 5* tubs
Paul McCue (LoT '98) 4 tubs
Gavin (LoT '95) 2 tubs
Sam Simes (LoT '92/91) Lardette
Andrew Ford (Skifest '97) 4 tubs
Kirk Gallager (Skifest '97) 5 tubs
Robert Morris (Skifest '97) 5 tubs

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